Something Crazy Happened Before Our Food Drive Appearance
Marcus takes me to the nicest places. Before our appearance at Sprouts, we checked out Dino's for lunch, then Marcus wanted to take us to a dive bar. We are decked in 49er gear and it is a Raider bar. The men were mostly hammered, but cool. It didn't get crazy until a wee drunk man started massaging every one at the bar, including yours truly. Let's just say Marcus put the hammer down and some other guys physically removed him after he touched an older female. Good times.

Frugal Tips People Swear By On Buzzfeed

• "Our prepaid cellphone plan saves us $100 a month from what we were paying."
• "Using the public library. Many now offer free streaming services, audiobooks, and ebooks."
• "Using actual dish towels instead of paper towels."
• "Shop from your pantry first, and sales flyers second. Plan the menu around what you have already and what's on sale rather than what you want to eat any given week."
• "Buying things second-hand from Facebook Marketplace."
• "Pay yourself first. This is the only way to ensure you will have money at retirement. Take money out of your check, or have your employer do this."
• "Ordering groceries online. I’m guilty of impulse buys, and simply ordering groceries for pickup saves me $20+ each time."

Party Evite "Maybe"
Marcus had a duel birthday party this past weekend and we are trying to decipher what is more frustrating: someone responds "yes," but doesn't show up. They reply "no," but show up. Or they click "maybe," and never give a definitive answer. We are thinking they just need to remove the "maybe" option.

Second Date Update
Damon said his dinner with Kendra was the best he’d had in months. They met on Hinge. He bragged that she was beautiful, funny, and didn’t seem fazed when he suggested dessert after. He thought that was a good sign. She wasn't in a hurry to leave. Damon told us he couldn’t wait to see her again.